Wednesday, June 21, 2006

David Wallace and The Microsoft Paperclip

For weeks now, David Wallace has been bragging. To GOP precinct chairs. To local media types. To city hall employees. To his dry cleaner. To squirrels.

"I have already raised a million dollars." Even the squirrels were in awe.

Well, it turns out that $800,000 of that money is, like Wallace's professional and ethical fitness for Congress, quite completely imaginary.

Reality-check time, Mayor Wallace. You're not the front runner. You want to know how bad things are? You're losing to this guy:

Pychologically unbalanced State Rep. Bob
, in a cheery mood.

I'm viewing this as the first official sign that David Wallace has given up on winning the Vote of 4, and is now courting the Republican State Executive Committee. A SD from Lubbock may not know what the heck is going on down here, and thus might trust a press release that says Wallace is the mack daddy of all things CD22.

But Republican State Chair Benkiser has already sent out instructions to convene meetings to elect the Super-Special-4 now that the TRO has expired. So if Wallace is gunning for the other statutory process, he must also de-rail the current process, which of course draws this out even longer. Which means more pretend fundraising by everyone except Lampson.

In any case, this is the longest and most entertaining GOP primary I've ever seen...


Anonymous Nate said...

Has the squirrel dropped out of the race in fear yet?

12:22 PM  
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1:00 PM  
Anonymous Just Wondering said...

I'm wondering if we in CD22 are violating any state laws by having ALL the fun.

If Wallace and Talton are the frontrunners, wouldn't you hate to see the butt end of the line?

2:00 PM  
Anonymous Rhymes With Right said...

Wallace? A front-runner? In whose fantasy (other than his own)?

7:11 PM  
Anonymous My say-so said...

I'm voting for the Microsoft Paperclip. At least he's got a head on his shoulders. However, like Talton, he has no neck. Oops, unlike Meyers, though, his knuckles don't scrape the ground.

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I see David Wallace launched a write-in campaign.

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