Wednesday, October 25, 2006

Annie Elliot, the Hamburglar, Mayor Adam West, and the Bard of Stratford-on-Avon

Drop a dime, get a dime.

That's right...A little ring-ring can score you some bling-bling. And you better believe I'm about to cash in, because I have exclusive photographic evidence of the sign thief in action:

I didn't get his name, but I do believe he called out the words "Robble, robble!"

(pause satire)

I just want to take this opportunity to point out that this is the same Annie Elliot who was named in a recent lawsuit as taking illegal campaign contributions in return for prosecutorial favors given by her husband. The next day, the office of one of the attorneys who filed the brief was maliciously vandalized, including the destruction of political signs and the desecration of a memorial.

So there's irony here as well.

(resume satire)

I can't help but being reminded of a scene from Family Guy:

Mayor Adam West: MY GOD! Somebody's stealing my water!

Meg: It just went down the drain.

Mayor Adam West: They're crafty I tell you. It happens when you least expect it.

[Waters plant.]

Mayor Adam West: SHOW YOURSELVES, DAMN YOU! I've been investigating them for months. It has cost $150,000 dollars of the taxpayers' money, but I'll find the culprits if it costs me a million.

Meg: You know, I think I have my story.

Mayor Adam West: You can't print that! It'll compromise my entire investigation! Thank God she's just a figment of my imagination...

And for those that don't watch TV, there's a bit of Shakespeare with a similar message:

"Oh God, that men should put an enemy in their mouths to steal away their brains!"

Cassio was speaking of liquor, but there's nothing like a good double entendre to brighten my day...And yes, I've read Othello. Don't look so shocked.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

My friend and I were recently talking about how modern society has evolved to become so integrated with technology. Reading this post makes me think back to that discussion we had, and just how inseparable from electronics we have all become.

I don't mean this in a bad way, of course! Societal concerns aside... I just hope that as memory becomes cheaper, the possibility of uploading our memories onto a digital medium becomes a true reality. It's a fantasy that I dream about all the time.

(Submitted using TF3 for R4i Nintendo DS.)

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