Friday, October 27, 2006

Sekula Gibbs: When you gotta go, you gotta go...



Poor Shelley has a very small bladder. But does that give her an exemption from election laws?

She walked past a distance marker and illegally entered an early voting location. To use the restroom. And then decided to hang around a bit. She walked into the voting area, introduced herself to election judges, and spoke to them about turnout. Then she walked over towards the E-Slate machines and took a peek at some people voting.

And now here's the important part: Shelley is the only candidate who can tell if you're voting for her by watching you vote from a distance. And she just couldn't help herself. She just had to see if Republicans were spinning that wheel and dialing her name in.

Bless her heart, she is such a walking faux paus...



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On the subject of another embarrassing candidate in the CD22 race, I got a few weird hits today: Four separate users from the Disney.com server searching for Dr. Giannibicego Hoa Tran. They hit my recent post about Dr. Tran's incredibly wacky platform.

And the folks at Disney aren't the only ones interested in Dr. Tran. Apparently "Le Groupe Videotron" in Quebec are also researching the good doctor.

Could it have anything to do with "cured danger disease attack from NUCLEAR toxics chemicals in airborn Anthrax, Bird Flu, Heart Cancers, Lung flu?" Your guess is as good as mine...

But you might want to start your research here.

4 Comments:

Blogger Hal said...

Top 3 bloggers today on SSG are you, me and muse. Does that not warm the cockles of your Democratic heart?

What the hell is a cockle, anyway?

You, on the other hand, have had an encounter with Disneyland.

Nutritive plan. Bird Flu. Anthrax. NUCLEAR BOMB.

That's how I'd like all my congressional candidates to campaign. Just the facts . . .

9:48 PM  
Anonymous Harper said...

Mark......for your eyes only/, I'm telling you, there is something seriously wrong with the woman. And no one has seriously been looking for it. It has to be in the Medical Society records somewhere. But I can't get in there. I don't have access to Harris co. Who does? If nothing is there it's because it has been removed and I believe that doing so is against the law. Doesn't anyone know a physician who will squeal or go browse the records?

7:08 PM  
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7:12 PM  
Anonymous Reality Check said...

Dr. Tran is a cartoon character very popular on the Internets(sic).

http://www.beyondgrandpa.com/drtran/main.html

For people with a sense of humor they are funny animations. For people with no sense of humor, they are just pretty colored pictures with no meaning.

9:59 AM  

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