Sunday, November 05, 2006

Osama has his eye on Fort Bend's District Clerk Race...

Despite claiming he was too busy, Andy Meyers must have found some cheap labor or something, because the weird signs went up everywhere last night:

I didn't know Annie Elliot was so key to the war on terror...And why does she hate the color blue? Probably because Republicans hate the troops. And puppies. Your puppies.

Apparently some of our members added decoration:

If you can, go chip a few bucks here at the last minute to help counter these hate signs. A few hundred more robocalls may make the difference.


Bill Maher laid out how Democrats should respond to Andy Meyers:

1. When they say Democrats will raise taxes, you say, "We have to, because someone spent all the money in the world cutting Paris Hilton's taxes and not killing Osama bin Laden." In just six years, the national debt has doubled. You can't keep spending money you don't take in; that's not even elementary economics, it's just called "Don't be Michael Jackson."

2. When they say the terrorists want the Democrats to win, you say, "Are you insane?" George Bush has been a terrorist's wet dream. He inflames radical hatred against America, and then runs on offering to protect us from it. It's like a guy throwing shit on you and then selling you relief from the flies.

3. When they say "Cut and Run" or "Defeat-ocrat," you say, "Bush lost the war, period." All this nonsense about, "The violence is getting worse over there because they're trying to influence the election," no, it's getting worse because you drew up the postwar plans on the back of a cocktail napkin at Applebee's. And of course Democrats want to win, but that's impossible now that you've ethnically cleansed the place by making it unlivable — just like you did with New Orleans.

When it comes to slogans, the only one I'm prepared to accept from the opposition is, "The Republican Party: We're sorry."